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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-19 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[What's with the supposed teachers here and calling everyone 'young man' or whatever....... the APPle is less weird than Don Quixote but only just. Somehow. He stares at the apple anatomy.]

Then, if you wouldn't mind.

[Raising his own hand, surreptitiously trying to decide if the sizing works. Is he just supposed to grab.....

Either way, he will either wait for assent or for the APPle to move. He really would prefer to be on the one on this end, and the rest could probably do with a demonstration.]
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-19 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is just how APPLe talks so idk about the rest--

APPLe uprights himself and floats over to Elan's hand.
]

Do tell me if you are feeling nervous.
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-19 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[We just have way too many European people and non-people in this chat (figurative).]

I think the hard part comes after.

[Elan doesn't hesitate, but simply reaches over and in: it's extremely strange to see the glow and see his hand just sinking into apple skin. It doesn't feel like anything, and then his hand is hitting rose stem. There's a sharp prick, which he ignores, and then a flood of rather incoherent positive feeling that is harder to ignore -- he flinches slightly where he didn't upon pricking his finger.

But ultimately the rose is extracted without much more fanfare. He stares at it, and then pulls a handkerchief from his Prince's outfit to wipe it off.

Looks over to APPle, nonplussed.]

--I... don't know where to put it.

[And how does he make it stay on.]
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-19 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This APPLe turns green. unripens your apple




No. APPLe stays red as he is and when the very red rose is extracted, he's quiet for a moment.
]

... You may perch it on top.

[ And it'll stay on like how his glasses do. He sighs like the aftermath of a good massage. ]

... Goodness. I'm too hungover for this.
Edited 2025-08-19 20:50 (UTC)
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO MY CABBAGE APPLE--

Elan gives a small nod, and then tucks the rosebud up top next to the apple stem. He's probably asked enough ridiculous questions at this point so he keeps his thoughts about APPle's apparent personal gravity field and/or inscrutable personal fashion to himself.

Instead...]

... I can smell it.

[He does sound a touch displeased about it, but if APPle is amenable he'll also gingerly pick him up despite the stench.]

There's tea on the first floor.

[Tea for headaches..... well, he's not sure exactly what to do for a hangover, if he's being honest. Maybe a hungover tea party will count for this.....]
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Smell the... oh... waffle.

[ Said in a way as if "waffle" is supposed to be replacing "shit" in that sentence. Anyway, this is now a dainty apple with a rose on top of it. He doesn't mind Elan picking him up and even rolls a little in his hand. Drunkard apple. ]

That would be splendid... thank you, young man.
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-22 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Waffle...? He almost asks it out loud but it's just a slightly stuttering step before he figures it's perhaps a cultural difference. A fruit culture difference. Surely.

It is one thing to have a floating apple and another entirely to hold an animated apple. Granted, he is starting to get used to these details -- he just tightens his grip slightly because he's not sure if drunken or hungover apples will simply roll off into the wild Amethyst Dorm yonder.

The kitchenette downstairs isn't the most stocked, but he's been bringing in some things. Going to gently deposit APPle on the countertop and putter about heating up water and whatnot.]

Is the wine here that good...?
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-24 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If it is about quality, no. However, I am not quite picky. Sherry is also pretty good.

[ He is placed on the countertop and stays put. ]

Wine is about acquired taste, but it is also a socialization tool.
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-27 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sherry is a type of wine from continental Europe...

[He's pretty sure; despite the fact that APPle is an apple, he gives off those vibes, so maybe that's why he has the particular preference in wine? He wracks his brains of old literature and nebulous social drinking conventions for a moment.

No, he's pretty sure sherry is just sherry. Maybe it's used back in the Fronts as well, but he wouldn't know those details firsthand.]

Was it a socialization tool here?

[Have all the so-called teachers turned into lushes already.]
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, not quite yet. Sometimes this APPLe merely enjoys drinking on his own. But oh, are you familiar? Sherry, I mean.

[ Europe?? Is Elan European??? ]
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-28 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't ask me what nationality he's supposed to be I don't even know if he's from Earth.]

I've read a little about it... I don't think I've ever had it. Just champagne, mostly.

So, drinking on your own is better with sherry?

[The kettle is starting to boil... He glances at APPle because now he's lowkey wondering how drinking works.]
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-28 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well...

[ APPLe thinks. He always thinks despite his hangover. ]

I simply enjoy drinking, whether it is on my own or with others. But sometimes... this APPLe supposes he drinks by himself more than not. There is no specific reason... I suppose.
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-08-28 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lets APPle take his time thinking; whether his strange fruit noggin is being laid low by wine or the sounds of the kettle finishing up, they still have a little while to wait, anyways. Though, they can do that while the tea steeps; APPle is presented with a steaming mug, should he feel like having hands at some point. It's just herbal tea, nothing fancy.

Elan looks down into his own mug.]

It's easier to taste things without anyone else there. [matter-of-fact or maybe he's just being cheeky] I don't usually drink tea with anyone either.
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[personal profile] pomo 2025-08-30 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Is it something you like to do on your own?

[ He's genuinely curious, since drinking alcohol is his pasttime. Maybe drinking tea is Elan's? ]
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[personal profile] burner4ccount 2025-09-14 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's a socialization tool sometimes.

[He does come from a school, after all, where not everyone is given a pass to lubricate market connections with alcohol -- and even when they are, it's in quite restricted settings and occasions. Who knows if it will be relevant here.

But -- he takes a small sip and lets it settle. This gathering is a little different, even if it's also much, much stranger.]

But it also goes well with most books, and is easy to get and to make.

[So perhaps it's more of an offshoot of a pasttime than anything.]